Was you ever bit by a dead bee?: An Explanation to our Non-American Readers
I remember reading this before, and I just re-read it out loud for the edification of… well, baniak. So yeah.
Many thousands of years ago, our American ancestors, the Cowboys, came to this great land seeking freedom from oppression, and cows. They landed on Plymouth Rock and established the first American city, which was probably Boston or Philly or something.
Anyway, when they arrived, the United…
